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<!doctype html>
<html>
<head>
<meta charset="utf-8"/>
<title>ZuzJes - Zuzana Jeschkeová</title>
<link rel="shortcut icon" type="image/png" href="/favicon.png"/>
<link rel="stylesheet" href="/assets/bootstrap.css">
<link rel="stylesheet" href="/assets/style-landingpage.css">
<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0">
<link href="https://fonts.googleapis.com/css?family=Source+Code+Pro" rel="stylesheet">
</head>
<body>
<div class="container">
<!-- the element whose background we're going to clip -->
<div class="clipped pt-4" onclick="shit()">
<img src="/assets/zuzjes-logo-linocut-3.svg" class="d-lg-block d-none" width="120">
<img src="/assets/zuzjes-logo-linocut-3-white.svg" class="d-block d-lg-none" width="120">
</div>
<div class="row pt-2 pb-4">
<div class="col-lg-6 col-md-10">
<!--o me-->
<h3>O mně</h3>
<p> Jmenuji se Zuzana Jeschkeová a vždy mě naplňovalo umění a kreativní tvorba. Web design spojil koníček a
práci v celek, díky čemuž mě baví sledovat aktuální trendy a mým cílem je vždy dovést své grafické vize k
dokonalosti.</p>
<!--soc site-->
<h3>Sociální sítě</h3>
<p class="text-center center row pb-2">
<a class="pl-3" href="https://twitter.com/zuzjes" target="_blank"><img
src="/assets/icons/twitter.svg" alt="Twitter" class="d-lg-block d-none">
<img src="/assets/icons/twitter-w.svg" class="d-block d-lg-none">
</a>
<a class="pl-3" href="https://www.linkedin.com/in/zuzjes/" target="_blank"><img
src="/assets/icons/linkedin.svg"
alt="Linkedin" class="d-lg-block d-none">
<img src="/assets/icons/linkedin-w.svg" class="d-block d-lg-none">
</a>
<a class="pl-3" href="https://github.com/zuzjes" target="_blank"><img src="/assets/icons/github.svg"
alt="Github" class="d-lg-block d-none">
<img src="/assets/icons/github-w.svg" class="d-block d-lg-none">
</a>
<a class="pl-3" href="https://www.instagram.com/zuzjes/" target="_blank"><img
src="/assets/icons/instagram.svg"
alt="Instagram" class="d-lg-block d-none">
<img src="/assets/icons/instagram-w.svg" class="d-block d-lg-none">
</a>
<a class="pl-3" href="https://www.facebook.com/zuzka.jeschke" target="_blank"><img
src="/assets/icons/facebook.svg"
alt="facebook" class="d-lg-block d-none">
<img src="/assets/icons/facebook-w.svg" class="d-block d-lg-none">
</a>
</p>
<!--<a href="https://www.facebook.com/zuzka.jeschke"-->
<!--role="button">Facebook</a><br>-->
<!--<a href="https://www.facebook.com/zuzka.jeschke"-->
<!--role="button">Twitter</a><br>-->
<!--<a href="https://www.instagram.com/zuzjes/"-->
<!--role="button">Instagram </a><br>-->
<!--<a href="https://www.instagram.com/zuzjes_art/"-->
<!--role="button">Instagram_art</a><br>-->
<!--<a href="www.linkedin.com/in/zuzjes/"-->
<!--role="button">Linkedin</a>-->
<!--me stranky-->
<!--<h3>Mé stránky</h3>-->
<!--<div class="row web">-->
<!--<div class="col-lg-5 col-md-12">-->
<!--<a href="https://skoleni.io">skoleni.io</a><br>-->
<!--<a href="https://skoleni-git.cz">skoleni-git.cz</a><br>-->
<!--</div>-->
<!--<div class="col-lg-5 col-md-12">-->
<!--<a href="https://sika-kraml.de">sika-kraml.de</a><br>-->
<!--<a href="https://doman.cz">doman.cz</a>-->
<!--</div>-->
<!--</div>-->
</div>
<!--co umim-->
<div class="col-lg-3 col-md-12 pb-3">
<div class="col-12 pl-0 mt-2">
<h3>Co umím</h3>
<p>HTML 5, Bootstrap, Sass, Jekyll, Git, CSS, základy Pythonu</p>
</div>
<h3>CV</h3>
<a href="/resume.pdf" target="_blank">
<img src="assets/icons/pdficon.svg" alt="cv" style="width: 60px; height: 60px;" class="d-lg-block d-none">
<img src="/assets/icons/pdficon-w.svg" class="d-block d-lg-none">
</a>
</div>
<!--kontakt-->
<div class="col-lg-3 col-md-12 pt-2">
<h3>Kontakt</h3>
<a href="tel:+420608540464">+420 608 540 464</a><br>
<a href="mailto:zuz@zuzjes.com">zuz@zuzjes.com</a>
</div>
</div>
</div>
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<script src="https://stackpath.bootstrapcdn.com/bootstrap/4.1.3/js/bootstrap.min.js"
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ga('create', 'UA-133283927-1', 'auto');
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var doYouWantMoreCats = true;
function rnd(){
return 10 + Math.floor(Math.random() * 80);
}
function shit(){
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if (shitCounter == 5) {
$('img').addClass('peklo');
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if (shitCounter == 6) {
function addCat(delay){
if (delay < 500) delay = 500;
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var catId = 'cat-'+x+'-'+y;
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</body>
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