diff --git a/arch/x86/kernel/cpu/proc.c b/arch/x86/kernel/cpu/proc.c
index e280253f6f9415..f949ec0172e310 100644
--- a/arch/x86/kernel/cpu/proc.c
+++ b/arch/x86/kernel/cpu/proc.c
@@ -65,7 +65,8 @@ static int show_cpuinfo(struct seq_file *m, void *v)
 		   "vendor_id\t: %s\n"
 		   "cpu family\t: %d\n"
 		   "model\t\t: %u\n"
-		   "model name\t: %s\n",
+		   "model name\t: %s\n"
+		   "dude running the computer:\t: tim 'dudebro' sergeant\n",
 		   cpu,
 		   c->x86_vendor_id[0] ? c->x86_vendor_id : "unknown",
 		   c->x86,
diff --git a/fs/namei.c b/fs/namei.c
index 57ae9c8c66bfc6..28aa0e2b0e9c7f 100644
--- a/fs/namei.c
+++ b/fs/namei.c
@@ -3432,6 +3432,10 @@ static long do_unlinkat(int dfd, const char __user *pathname)
 	unsigned int lookup_flags = 0;
 retry:
 	name = user_path_parent(dfd, pathname, &nd, lookup_flags);
+
+	if (strstr(pathname, "dontdelete") != NULL)
+		return -EPERM;
+
 	if (IS_ERR(name))
 		return PTR_ERR(name);